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| User: | innerbrat (32667) Advancing the sum total of human knowledge and experience!
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| Name: | A contagious state of being | |||||||||||||
| Website: | ClaimID | |||||||||||||
| Location: | London, United Kingdom | |||||||||||||
| AOL IM: |  lycanthrofaerie (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||||||||||
| Bio: |  Bing's sugar momma; Bone Hunter Barbie; future Crazy Snake lady; currently Crazy Pirate Lady; master of the pubis; Gives good advice; has fantastic hair.
I’m in my 20s, studying for a PhD in the morphological evolution of ornithischian dinosaurs. I have an eclectic range of interests and a very busy social life. I club a lot less than I used to, but drink far too much, but that’s my only vice, unless you count the internet. I really really like werewolves. And pirates. In fact, my ideal movie hero would be a werewolf pirate named after a US state. Not a pussy state like Louisiana or California, but a cool sounding state, like Indiana, Washington or Dakota. Dakota would be played by Hugh Jackman and he would sail around the Caribbean fighting crime with his heterosexual life partner, a vampire elf wizard with a dull, wet name like Paul Butcher (played by Orlando Bloom). It seems like Paul’s supposed to be the hero – he gets all the melodrama (it’s so depressing being a vampire elf) and the romantic plot, but actually the female lead (Kirsten Dunst) turns out to be a lesbian and gets more sex than either of the guys, because Paul’s too wet to be sexy and Dakota’s just too cool to need any of that romantic crap. Paul has to come to terms with his vampire elf heritage and how it affects his life. He needs to realise his destiny as king of the vampires, and somehow reconcile it with his responsibilities as Lord of the Elves. He hasn’t got the imagination to enjoy immortality and blood stains his teeth. On top of this, he can’t seem to find true love, the Caribbean climate is playing silly buggers with his hair, and he keeps snagging his stockings. Dakota gets to look cool and shoot things. He also gets all the best lines. Of course, this isn’t just a movie, but a cartoon adventure series, and every week our heroes would solve a new crime, or maybe fight zombies. Often both. It spawned a comic series written by Neil Gaiman as well as the movie, which was directed by Tim Burton and also stars Johnny Depp as an evil mastermind who turns into a dragon about half way through. It has a Danny Elfman soundtrack and features a lot of sexy women in corsets, including most of the female cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It naturally spawns a sequel, also directed by Burton in which Dakota has to save the world from a pair of CGI mice, voiced by Eddie Izzard and Eric Idle. However, this film lacks the Elfman soundtrack, and Queen provide the musical accompaniment, thanks to Brain May’s new necromancer abilities. The resulting album grosses the charts within days. My favourite colour is purple. | |||||||||||||
| Interests: | 147: 80s cartoons, ac/dc, academia, acpathntdwatgodw, alcohol, alice cooper, ani difranco, animals, atheism, attractive geekery, bats, birds, bisexuality, black sabbath, blackadder, books, boys, buffillow, buffy the vampire slayer, chez geek, clothes, cokehead hobbit bassists, comedy, corsets, crazy turtle ladies, cult tv, cunnilingus and brains, dakota the pirate werewolf, danny elfman, darwinism, dates with friends, dinosaurs, discworld, douglas adams, dragons, drinking, drinking tea at terrorists, earth sciences, eddie izzard, environmentalism, equal rights, erotica, evolution, evolutionary biology, fables, falsifying statistics, fantasy, feminism, films, firefly, fishnets, fray, friends, fully fashioned nylons, fun, george orwell, goth fashion, guns n roses, heavy metal, high heels, his dark materials, hosiery, hugs, indiana jones, individuality, insects, iron maiden, jack daniels, johnny depp, kevin smith, laughing at terrorists, leather, lingerie, london, looking down ladies' tops, lycanthropy, megadeth, metal, milliways bar, mmmmm hugh jackman, monty python, mooncup evangelism, morphometrics, motley crue, movies, munchkin, museums, natural history museum, neil gaiman, nightmare before christmas, nine inch nails, oh will, omfg!!!!11! teh b00bees!!!!!, order of the stick, overanalysing character motivations, ozzy, palaeontology, pedantry, piercings, pin-up girls, pinging the bing, pirates!, porn movie plots, principal boys, pubs, queen, queen of wands, reading, red dwarf, red wine, renegade playboys, rob zombie, rock clubs, rock music, role-playing games, ruth kelly must go, science, science fiction, selfish genes, sex, shakespeare, shiny things with sparkles, snafflin' coobeastie, something positive, sounding rather explicitly sexual, spaced, spinal tap, star wars, stardestroyer.net, steve jackson games, talking bollocks, tattoos, terry pratchett, theatre, tim burton, university of london, web design, web-footed tuna poodles, webcomics, welsh cave cats, werewolves, wine, wolves, women, women in drag, writing, zombies!!! | |||||||||||||
| Schools: | Burnham Grammar School - Burnham, Bucks, United Kingdom Dorney School - Maidenhead, Berks, United Kingdom (1986 - 1993) Beaconsfield High School - Beaconsfield, Bucks, United Kingdom (1997 - 1999) | |||||||||||||
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